- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Life

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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