How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Black people

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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the bible

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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