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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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