Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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