Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Stealth baseballs record

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is the difference?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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