- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69