Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I like the color potato.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Big Band Theory

say it ten times fast: oh

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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