- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

no really what are ur names?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you spell eight? 8

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How many light bulbs? 1

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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