What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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