Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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fridge

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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