- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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