- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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