A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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