- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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