- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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