What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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