Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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