- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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