what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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