- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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