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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Adam Chebali has no life

._____________________. Whale!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Girls soccer

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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