- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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