- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Gus's mom

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

CHORGLUND

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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