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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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