Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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