Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Religionh

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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