Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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