- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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