- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Your mother is so fat.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Not a joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Error 37.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Anti Joke

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