Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Gus's mom

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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angelo snyder is not ga

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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