- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What comes after 23? 24.

A gay man watches football.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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