- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why? Why Not?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

The WPGA tour

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Penis.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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