- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Shea's sty....

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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