- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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