- Anti Joke

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Your Mother

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!