Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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whats black and strange a paki

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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