don't just stand there

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Justin Beiber

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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