- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

If i open this door you can go trough it

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

The Female Orgasm

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Where's the soap?

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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