- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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