Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I'm hungry.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Please Rape William Wright

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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