- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Chuck Norris.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

knock knock who's there? hope

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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