get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Yanter, Look it up

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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