What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

I have an erection My mom!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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