- Anti Joke

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.