What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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