What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A person from Singapore eats

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

boobs!

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Female rights.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

What the hell are you doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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