Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Guess who is violent. Osama

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

do you have a wife?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did sally drown cause she was black

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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