- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Vagina.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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