- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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