- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

antonis sister is mighty fine

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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