- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Womens basketball

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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