- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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