Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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hi bye

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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