- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Two planes walk into an office building

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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