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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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