Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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