Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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This is an anti-joke.

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